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  March 14, 2011 7:26 p.m. Jay SuperDork

  We need one of these! All the cool kids have one... Feel free to add more!
  

  HOW TO PLAY

  Pour yourself a shot, or better yet, a double of hard liquor or whatever you want. Keep the bottle handy.
  

  Take a sip if:
  Someone titles a thread "Learn me on..."
  Someone starts a "talk me out of a..." thread and everyone does exactly the opposite
  Someone starts a gun thread
  Someone posts a rant about:
  - poor drivers in winter
  - counter staff at NAPA/Autozone/etc.
  - young'uns facebooking/texting
  - the Jalopnik redesign
  Ignorant flounders a thread
  Margie's patio is mentioned as suitable punishment for some transgression
  Drifting is compared to figure skating
  Someone posts a Ken Block video
  

  Take two sips if:
  Someone mentions E36 M3 and is actually referring to the car, but you read it as "sh^t" anyway
  A sweet deal on Craigslist is posted... and it's in Atlanta
  "Talk me out of a..." thread results in purchase of the vehicle in question
  Hess flounders a thread
  Wally posts a "weird news" story
  The term "hootus" is used
  The spelling "Camero" is used
  "Camaro", spelt either way, is pluralized with an apostrophe ("Camero's")
  Maffew defends his Biturbo to the peanut gallery
  

  Slug back the glass if:
  The hotlink thread falls to page 2
  "Talk me out of a..." thread results in purchase of said vehicle by more than one participant in the thread
  One of the GRM staffers flounders a thread
  A years-old thread is resurrected by canoe, nobody notices, everyone keeps posting as if it were current
  Someone suggests a ridiculous engine swap to improve reliability or economy
  There are no "what car?" threads on page 1 of both GRM and Off-topic
  Someone links to tempotopaz.com
  An American refers to Canada as "America's hat"
  ...and a Canadian counters by referencing the burning of the white house in 1812
  

  Empty the bottle if:
  Keith answers a Miata question wrong
  I flounder a thread
  Nobody answers a "learn me on..." post with "my parents/aunt/BIL/etc. used to have one of those..."
  Nobody answers "Miata" in a "what car?" thread
  Someone states they'd rather have a heavy car with lots of airbags
  Someone defends the Jeep Liberty as a "proper Jeep"
  Someone tries to flounder a thread, and no one takes the bait
  Someone "disappears"; the square footage of Margie's patio grows
  GRM hire a forum regular for their editorial position
  The FT-86 goes into production

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  March 14, 2011 7:41 p.m. huge-O-chavez SuperDork

  How come Hess gets two sips and I get one..

  Does this constitute a flounder.

  Hootus?!

  I get all my groceries from Sharper Image and Skymall

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  March 14, 2011 7:46 p.m. Jay SuperDork

  I was going to have you and the Dr. share a line but then I figured my thread would explode.

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  March 14, 2011 7:50 p.m. mtn SuperDork

  Cause iggy is (slightly) more active than Hess.

  Anytime somebody tells you that vodka mixes well with anything, slide them a jar of mayonnaise and tell them to practice what they preach.

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  March 14, 2011 8:06 p.m. Maroon92 SuperDork

  Jay wrote: GRM hire a forum regular for their editorial position

  Hopefully you will all be emptying bottles shortly!

  XBL GamerTag: bcbrownell Racing is the process of turning money into noise.

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  March 14, 2011 8:20 p.m. TRoglodyte Reader

  Drink what? Idrink everytime I see a post, am I winning?

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  March 14, 2011 8:39 p.m. huge-O-chavez SuperDork

  mtn wrote: Cause iggy is (slightly) more active than Hess.

  slightly I'm like 2k posts up on that slacker.. :-)

  I get all my groceries from Sharper Image and Skymall

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  March 14, 2011 8:39 p.m. huge-O-chavez SuperDork

  +1

  I get all my groceries from Sharper Image and Skymall

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  March 14, 2011 8:51 p.m. EastCoastMojo SuperDork

  I had to vote this topic up. Now I need a drink.

  She spoke to me, and she was orange

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  March 14, 2011 8:55 p.m. John Brown SuperDork

  This game blows, there is already a copy of it here: where this game be at, yo!

  Internationally known as The Brown Stig

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  March 14, 2011 8:56 p.m. Toyman01 SuperDork

  Jay, are you trying to make these guys drink more than they already do.

  You might as well do an easy version and just have them drink every time they post something. Not only will the post counts go through the roof, they'll get stranger to boot.

  Wait, I think I hear a drunk man typing now.

  We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

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  March 14, 2011 8:56 p.m. John Brown SuperDork

  John Brown wrote: This game blows, there is already a copy of it here: where this game be at, yo!

  And I WANT a 2.4L Liberty.

  Internationally known as The Brown Stig

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  March 14, 2011 8:56 p.m. pigeon Dork

  But I really do prefer my big, heavy, airbag laden car (see avatar) Drink up, suckas!!

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  March 14, 2011 8:59 p.m. Toyman01 SuperDork

  BTW, sips are way to small for us. You need to start it a gulps and end it at cases. Sips, what do you think we are snobs sipping sparkling crap.

  We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

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  March 14, 2011 9:03 p.m. TRoglodyte Reader

  EastCoastMojo wrote: I had to vote this topic up. Now I need a drink.

  Saloot, pics or it didn't happen.
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  March 14, 2011 9:12 p.m. EastCoastMojo SuperDork

  I don't drink and shoot Salut!

  She spoke to me, and she was orange

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  March 14, 2011 9:25 p.m. nervousdog Reader

  Well, I logged on to post a "Learn me on Camero hootus" thread but I guess I'll wait. I don't want to cause the entire board to get drunk on a Monday.

  I mean... again.

  That was me that done that.

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  March 14, 2011 9:29 p.m. TRoglodyte Reader

  EastCoastMojo wrote: I don't drink and shoot Salut!

  Salut! My spelling arnt good sometimes but my drinkin is fine thanks.
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  March 14, 2011 9:49 p.m. CarKid1989 Dork

  hmmmm a GRM drinking game. sounds fun but i feel the Challenge event is the place for this

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  March 14, 2011 9:57 p.m. 92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork

  TRoglodyte wrote: Drink what? Idrink everytime I see a post, am I winning?

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsIKexb5DM8

  SCAVENGE THE SEA FLOOR FOR NUTRIENTS

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  March 14, 2011 10:09 p.m. TRoglodyte Reader

  WEEENER ding dong.Give him his trophy.

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  March 14, 2011 11:13 p.m. Keith SuperDork

  nervousdog wrote: Well, I logged on to post a "Learn me on Camero hootus" thread but I guess I'll wait. I don't want to cause the entire board to get drunk on a Monday.

  I, for one, don't want to learn anything about Camero hootuses (hooti?).

  One sip for a mention of Margie's patio, a full bottle if the square footage grows and someone disappears.

  Square left in 50 caution ocean!

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  March 15, 2011 6:36 a.m. Jay SuperDork

  Ninja edited to add Keith's and racinginc215's excellent suggestions. I can't neglect the patio can I?

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  March 15, 2011 7:37 a.m. NickF40 HalfDork

  this....is.....freaking awesome!!!!!!

  "With that you are in for a whole night of suck squeeze bang blow"-James May

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  March 15, 2011 8:57 a.m. 93EXCivic SuperDork

  There should be something in there about people posting in the hotlinking thread and not putting a hotlink.

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