Forums » Off-topic discussion » should my friend have his mancard revoked? « 1 2 3 4 »
  • DirtyBird222

    June 30, 2010 6:37 p.m. DirtyBird222 Dork

    I sign on to the book of faces and in the news feed I see newly tagged photos of said friend. This photos are from last nights Twilight: Eclipse premier. This is very disturbing to my friends and I and we are kind of just like WTF M8?! I'll just let the pictures do the justice....

  • donalson

    June 30, 2010 6:43 p.m. donalson SuperDork

    hmmm he's almost white enough to goto china and get a job :)

    "Just because you can think outside of the box, it doesn't mean we are going to let you out of it." ~ John Brown

  • captainzib

    June 30, 2010 6:45 p.m. captainzib HalfDork

    well if that's his girlfriend next to him, i don't have a leg to stand on at the moment.

    -Ali

  • JFX001

    June 30, 2010 6:47 p.m. JFX001 SuperDork

    Look at it this way:.....said friend was out getting tail from Vampira...whilst you and your friends were/are looking at pics...

    *EDIT....statement retracted due to further evidence listed below.

    Easy like Sunday Morning.

  • ignorant

    June 30, 2010 6:53 p.m. ignorant SuperDork

    When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

  • Marty!

    June 30, 2010 6:53 p.m. Marty! Dork

    Sometimes the little head will do things that will make the big head cringe.

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  • JoeyM

    June 30, 2010 6:57 p.m. JoeyM HalfDork

    Yup, the blonde guarantees continued ownership of the man card....

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  • 96DXCivic

    June 30, 2010 6:57 p.m. 96DXCivic Dork

    Twilight= instant taking of mancard.

  • DirtyBird222

    June 30, 2010 7:08 p.m. DirtyBird222 Dork

    no that's not his gf. He has a wife who is most likely the culprit behind making him do all of this and she's not in any of the pictures.

  • JFX001

    June 30, 2010 7:15 p.m. JFX001 SuperDork

    DirtyBird222 wrote: no that's not his gf. He has a wife who is most likely the culprit behind making him do all of this and she's not in any of the pictures.

    E36 M3....why didn't you say so?

    So...the Wifey makes him mascara up and pose with the rest of the audio-visual squad...and then doesn't even join in on the "fun"?

    Revocation is in order...I retract my previous reply.

    Easy like Sunday Morning.

  • rebelgtp

    June 30, 2010 7:30 p.m. rebelgtp Dork

    Wow...just wow...yeah his man card should be burned along with any other signs of manliness that may still exist. Though from the above explanation I expect his wife has already taken those...

    My girlfriend and I went to a movie last night...We saw the A Team, it was her choice. We both enjoyed the movie, far better than the old TV show was. People even got killed unlike the show.

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  • Jensenman

    June 30, 2010 7:59 p.m. Jensenman SuperDork

    Wooo. I have a friend whose wife would put the two of them in matching outfits for parties and I thought that was the best argument for snatching the mancard.

    Your bud's needs to be snatched, shredded and burnt.

  • June 30, 2010 8:06 p.m. z31maniac Dork

    I suspect his wife is a front and his mancard has long been MIA.

  • Woody

    June 30, 2010 8:46 p.m. Woody SuperDork

    I think your friend may be the reincarnation of King Tut.

    http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/king-tuts-wang/23681/p...

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  • Will

    June 30, 2010 9:08 p.m. Will HalfDork

    Stage an intervention before it's too late. Before you know it he'll actually know what brand of shampoo he uses.

    Even if God himself asks, men aren't supposed to know what shampoo they use.

  • N Sperlo

    June 30, 2010 9:14 p.m. N Sperlo New Reader

    96DXCivic wrote: Twilight= instant taking of mancard.

    Manmath:

    Blonde - Ass white face - Twilight = No man card.

    1-1-1=-1

    - N. Sperlo -:-:- "We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile." - Will Rogers

  • N Sperlo

    June 30, 2010 9:19 p.m. N Sperlo New Reader

    I also just realised that i dont know what type of shampoo I use...

    - N. Sperlo -:-:- "We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile." - Will Rogers

  • JeepinMatt

    June 30, 2010 9:24 p.m. JeepinMatt HalfDork

    In reply to N Sperlo:

    The same as the rest of us brother, whatever's cheapest wherever you happen to be when you realize you need shampoo

    "But this is HDTV. It's got better resolution than the real world."

  • 96DXCivic

    June 30, 2010 9:28 p.m. 96DXCivic Dork

    I just grab some stuff off the shelf

  • DaveEstey

    June 30, 2010 9:28 p.m. DaveEstey Reader

    He should turn his man card in to the authorities.

  • Grtechguy

    June 30, 2010 9:32 p.m. Grtechguy SuperDork

    shampoo? whats that?

    must be something for people who retain hair still

    best picture moments are started with hey y'all watch this

  • TJ

    June 30, 2010 9:44 p.m. TJ Dork

    Is he supposed to be a vampire or a werewolf? Without that answer I cannot answer.

    "Members of Congress should be compelled to wear uniforms just like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors."

  • TJ

    June 30, 2010 9:46 p.m. TJ Dork

    I usually like smutzy photos, but these not so much.

    "Members of Congress should be compelled to wear uniforms just like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors."

  • 96DXCivic

    June 30, 2010 9:48 p.m. 96DXCivic Dork

    Twilight. One girls choice between bestiality and necrophilia.

  • M2Pilot

    June 30, 2010 9:51 p.m. M2Pilot Reader

    JeepinMatt wrote: In reply to N Sperlo: The same as the rest of us brother, whatever's cheapest wherever you happen to be when you realize you need shampoo

    I just use soap, and, I have soft silky manageable hair.

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