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  March 1, 2011 3:07 p.m. imirk New Reader

  I like my cars like I like my women:

  Italian and high maintenance. German with junk in the trunk. with a nice throaty rumble. black and fast.

  under 2000 pounds. English and hard to turn on. high mileage and fully depreciated.

  Your turn!

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  March 1, 2011 3:09 p.m. 1988RedT2 Dork

  Cheap and easy!

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  March 1, 2011 3:09 p.m. NickF40 Reader

  oh god

  "With that you are in for a whole night of suck squeeze bang blow"-James May

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  March 1, 2011 3:15 p.m. 92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork

  Fast

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  March 1, 2011 3:18 p.m. hobiercr Reader

  Loud and obnoxious

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  March 1, 2011 3:21 p.m. NickF40 Reader

  loud, stripped, obnoxious, low, fast.......

  "With that you are in for a whole night of suck squeeze bang blow"-James May

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  March 1, 2011 3:21 p.m. unk577 New Reader

  Small and loose

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  March 1, 2011 3:21 p.m. aircooled SuperDork

  A nice pair of tata's is nice:

  

  Some people like 911's.... you know... because they like it in the rear...

  There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't

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  March 1, 2011 3:23 p.m. NickF40 Reader

  This thread is perfect, car related, but BORDERLINE sexual innuendos

  "With that you are in for a whole night of suck squeeze bang blow"-James May

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  March 1, 2011 3:23 p.m. 92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork

  Ermmmm.... stripped and gutted?

  Wait... that doesn't work so well.

  OOOO I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!!

  CAGED!!!!

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  March 1, 2011 3:26 p.m. Conquest351 Reader

  Turbo cars are like hot women. A little edgy, every guy wants one, some guys can't handle them, and if you throw a little alcohol in them, they'll rock your world!

  When you can leave black marks from the exit of one corner to the entry of the next, THEN you have enough horsepower!

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  March 1, 2011 3:27 p.m. NickF40 Reader

  Beef Supreme- Perfection

  "With that you are in for a whole night of suck squeeze bang blow"-James May

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  March 1, 2011 3:29 p.m. imirk New Reader

  Conquest351 wrote: Turbo cars are like hot women. A little edgy, every guy wants one, some guys can't handle them, and if you throw a little alcohol in them, they'll rock your world!

  They need to be well oiled before you run them hard?

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  March 1, 2011 3:37 p.m. SVreX SuperDork

  Small, agile, curvy, and much more powerful than expected.

  Doesn't mind being tossed into the corners, but can handle the straight away as well. (Did I say that out loud??)

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  March 1, 2011 3:41 p.m. joey48442 SuperDork

  Broken and half disassembled? I don't get it.

  Joey

  Oh yes use the longest screwdriver in the toolbox,use my shop voice and wing the rest!

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  March 1, 2011 3:43 p.m. dinger New Reader

  Light, nimble, responsive, and eager to please.

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  March 1, 2011 3:44 p.m. hobiercr Reader

  But, now matter how hot she looks or how good she could be in the corners, someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her __ (insert quirky handling, constant breaking, expensive tires, etc. here)

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  March 1, 2011 3:44 p.m. NickF40 Reader

  ^ hahaha

  SVreX wrote: Small, agile, curvy, and much more powerful than expected. Doesn't mind being tossed into the corners, but can handle the straight away as well. (Did I say that out loud??)

  I think that's actually the closest one to being serious...at least for me lol for both women and cars

  "With that you are in for a whole night of suck squeeze bang blow"-James May

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  March 1, 2011 3:46 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork

  attractive, and old enough to be legally imported

  914Driver: "Except for us {GRMers} who the hell would build a 1932 Japanese car?"

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  March 1, 2011 3:57 p.m. DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork

  running and barely legal?

  We are flashin trannys... wait that came out wrong

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  March 1, 2011 3:57 p.m. oldsaw SuperDork

  dinger wrote: Light, nimble, responsive, and eager to please.

  ^This

  And with a little age on them so the bugs have been worked out. Yeah, they may need a little work but name one that doesn't.

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  March 1, 2011 3:58 p.m. RX Reven' Reader

  Rented

  “There is no try…only succeed & succeed not”

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  March 1, 2011 4:00 p.m. NickF40 Reader

  word lol

  "With that you are in for a whole night of suck squeeze bang blow"-James May

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  March 1, 2011 4:01 p.m. aircooled SuperDork

  Conquest351 wrote: Turbo cars are like hot women. A little edgy, every guy wants one, some guys can't handle them, and if you throw a little alcohol in them, they'll rock your world!

  ...and if you push them hard enough... they will blow.....

  There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't

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  March 1, 2011 4:03 p.m. imirk New Reader

  Not exactly pretty but willing to play in the mud

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