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  • mk2mer

    Sept. 5, 2011 9:03 p.m. mk2mer Reader

    Several of these signs I've seen but most of them were new and made me laugh. A lot.

    Yes, this E36 M3 is funny.....

  • neon4891

    Sept. 5, 2011 9:19 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork

    ...The dog dies

  • mike

    Sept. 5, 2011 9:26 p.m. mike Reader

    Yep, definitely worth the time taken.

  • SyntheticBlinkerFluid

    Sept. 5, 2011 9:26 p.m. SyntheticBlinkerFluid HalfDork

    That gave me a good laugh.

    I have a stop sign right near my house that says "Don't STOP Believin' "

    '95 Jeep Cherokee / '80 Mazda Rx-7 / '68 Corvair Monza Coupe

  • pigeon

    Sept. 5, 2011 9:38 p.m. pigeon Dork

    Much funny there!

  • EricM

    Sept. 5, 2011 10:27 p.m. EricM SuperDork

    awesome, adding a new website to the daily rounds.

  • Trans_Maro

    Sept. 5, 2011 10:33 p.m. Trans_Maro Dork

    I laughed so hard that I peed a little.

    Shawn

    Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it screwed you.

  • Luke

    Sept. 5, 2011 11:02 p.m. Luke SuperDork

    Heh, some of those were very clever .

    This one made me 'lol':

    "Just as a proverb says, one should always ny escort prepare for a rainy day." - GRM canoe

  • mad_machine

    Sept. 6, 2011 12:01 a.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    I wish I had pictures.. this past winter Harrahs came up with this compaign to get the employees involved again and get moral up after they laid off hundreds of people.

    The title was "Everybody plays a part"

    Some wise ass removed a LOT of "p"s from the play and cut the "p" in part into an "f". until they removed them all.. they read "everybody lays a fart"

    Be careful of your words, for someone will agree with them. Be careful of your conduct, for someone will imitate it. -Leih Tsu

  • Drewsifer

    Sept. 6, 2011 12:35 a.m. Drewsifer Dork

    Applaud the jelly fish is gonna stick with me for awhile.

    Push button receive bacon is just a classic.

    Better to be a racer for a moment than spectator for a life time.

  • Spinout007

    Sept. 6, 2011 12:47 a.m. Spinout007 Dork

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • RealMiniDriver

    Sept. 6, 2011 12:55 a.m. RealMiniDriver Dork

    Maybe so, but it doesn't take me three minutes to mow the lawn.

  • EastCoastMojo

    Sept. 6, 2011 9:45 a.m. EastCoastMojo SuperDork

    NO UNIBROWS!!!! LOL

    She spoke to me, and she was orange

  • 4cylndrfury

    Sept. 6, 2011 9:59 a.m. 4cylndrfury SuperDork

    Real cars only have one header!

  • Salanis

    Sept. 6, 2011 10:31 a.m. Salanis SuperDork

    Bill Posters is an innocent man!

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  • Jay

    Sept. 6, 2011 10:44 a.m. Jay SuperDork

    ^^ I took that in, of all places, Belgium.

  • DuctTape&Bondo

    Sept. 6, 2011 12:21 p.m. DuctTape&Bondo Reader

    how many traffic control devices do they need? sign + multitude of lights.

  • stuart in mn

    Sept. 6, 2011 12:21 p.m. stuart in mn SuperDork

    Years ago, the synagogue in my neighborhood had a sign out in the front yard that said, "Save Soviet Jews." Someone had written underneath, "Win Valuable Prizes."

  • poopshovel

    Sept. 6, 2011 1:02 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork

    I am crying. Thank you.

    Build a man a fire, and he'll stay warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.

  • DukeOfUndersteer

    Sept. 6, 2011 1:03 p.m. DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork

    still my favorite:

    We are flashin trannys... wait that came out wrong

  • wbjones

    Sept. 6, 2011 3:32 p.m. wbjones SuperDork

    RealMiniDriver wrote: Maybe so, but it doesn't take me three minutes to mow the lawn.

    dang you... coffee out the nose not only hurts but messes up a keyboard too

    understeer: when you hit the wall with the front end,,, oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back end.... horsepower: how hard you hit that wall.... torque: how far you drag that wall

  • DustoffDave

    Sept. 6, 2011 4:44 p.m. DustoffDave Reader

    Thank you. I have been surfing that site all day now...great....

    "Some say...that if he ever caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days."

  • Twin_Cam

    Sept. 6, 2011 5:46 p.m. Twin_Cam SuperDork

    Hahahaha there were some legitimately funny ones. Good call.

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