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  Sept. 13, 2011 11:42 a.m. tuna55 SuperDork

  http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after-entering-p...

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  Sept. 13, 2011 11:44 a.m. N Sperlo Dork

  Only in the U.K. Glad to finally say that.

  - N. Sperlo -:-:- "Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive anyway." ~ ~ A strong tail wind can't hurt either...~~ K0HOF

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  Sept. 13, 2011 11:48 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork

  (shudder)

  Lord of drivel and harbinger of Floundering

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  Sept. 13, 2011 11:54 a.m. mndsm SuperDork

  How....cause that eel looks pretty big, and I'm trying to figure...how...did it...he let... it... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  Go fast or go broke.

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  Sept. 13, 2011 11:55 a.m. monark192 Reader

  Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: (shudder)

  +1 and I haven't even clicked on the link

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  Sept. 13, 2011 12:04 p.m. Grtechguy SuperDork

  Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: (shudder)

  +2

  Those who don't get it, don't get, that they don't get it

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  Sept. 13, 2011 12:06 p.m. bravenrace SuperDork

  Practice safe eel - Always where a condom.

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  Sept. 13, 2011 12:09 p.m. 4cylndrfury SuperDork

  tuna55 wrote: Be careful where you stick your ding-dong ...

  well that just goes without saying, that said, Im saying I wont be clicking that link thankyouverymuch

  Real cars only have one header!

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  Sept. 13, 2011 12:10 p.m. pinchvalve SuperDork

  You realize that I can never unread that?

  "Don't Sweat the Petty Things." Yes, and Don't Pet the Sweaty Things.

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  Sept. 13, 2011 12:14 p.m. mndsm SuperDork

  I think in this case, pinchvalve wins the thread, simply because his SN is the perfect example of what should have happened.

  Go fast or go broke.

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  Sept. 13, 2011 12:36 p.m. oldtin Dork

  Anybody who goes to a spa and thinks an eel bath is a good idea deserves that. Man card revoked. I'll stick to the weld spatter and 40 weight skin treatment.

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  Sept. 13, 2011 12:56 p.m. EastCoastMojo SuperDork

  Eel love you long time.

  She spoke to me, and she was orange

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  Sept. 13, 2011 12:57 p.m. 914Driver SuperDork

  And Jaws never kept me out of the water ...

  BMW -- You don't need a hibachi to cook rice.

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  Sept. 13, 2011 1:00 p.m. carguy123 SuperDork

  oldtin wrote: Anybody who goes to a spa and thinks an eel bath is a good idea deserves that. Man card revoked. I'll stick to the weld spatter and 40 weight skin treatment.

  His man card was revoked just for going to the spa

  "mobilito ergo sum" I drive therefore I am!

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  Sept. 13, 2011 1:01 p.m. RealMiniDriver Dork

  I had an eel in my saltwater aquarium. After seeing what it could do with frozen cocktail shrimp, no way in hell would I want one near my hootus.

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  Sept. 13, 2011 1:02 p.m. 1988RedT2 Dork

  I'm guessing an eel would be harder to pass than a kidney stone?

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  Sept. 13, 2011 2:40 p.m. RossD SuperDork

  Kidney stones don't swim back up.

  00100001

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  Sept. 13, 2011 2:52 p.m. Marjorie Suddard General Manager

  In Russia, eel farks YOU!

  Margie

  Booger

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  Sept. 13, 2011 3:00 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork

  In Chinese, eel means the opposite of Happy Ending.

  Lord of drivel and harbinger of Floundering

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  Sept. 13, 2011 3:08 p.m. DrBoost SuperDork

  Holy crap. I can't immagine what would be going through my mind as that thing was going through my, uh, canal.

  You know you are deep in boost territory when you get tire pressures and boost pressures confused

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  Sept. 13, 2011 3:11 p.m. Cone_Junky HalfDork

  "(OK, that's enough cringing now... it's horrible, though, we know...)"

  Speaks the truth. Never. Swimming. Again.

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  Sept. 13, 2011 3:19 p.m. 92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork

  DrBoost wrote: Holy crap. I can't immagine what would be going through my mind as that thing was going through my, uh, canal.

  In my case, if there were a suitable "tool" nearby, it would be a bullet.

  SCAVENGE THE SEA FLOOR FOR NUTRIENTS

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  Sept. 13, 2011 3:21 p.m. bravenrace SuperDork

  I once had a nursing student give me a catheter that I'm thinking felt a lot like that Eel.

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  Sept. 13, 2011 4:14 p.m. spitfirebill SuperDork

  I recently had a nurse pull a catheter out. Very slowly. Luckily I was out when they put it in.

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  Sept. 13, 2011 4:28 p.m. fasted58 Dork

  place said ding-dong in bowl of fish eggs and plankton to lure it out?

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