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  Dec. 4, 2011 3:46 p.m. SyntheticBlinkerFluid Dork

  BARF.

  
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  Dec. 4, 2011 3:47 p.m. Curmudgeon SuperDork

  Yep. More proof that Hummer drivers don't have a clue.

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  Dec. 4, 2011 3:49 p.m. SyntheticBlinkerFluid Dork

  I know a lot of people don't, but I like the H3.

  These two things however shouldn't be combined.

  '95 Jeep Cherokee / '80 Mazda Rx-7 / '68 Corvair Monza Coupe

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  Dec. 4, 2011 3:58 p.m. oldsaw SuperDork

  My idea of hummers has nothing to do with vehicles or stripes.

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  Dec. 4, 2011 4:00 p.m. Taiden Dork

  needs more panasports

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  Dec. 4, 2011 4:23 p.m. rotard Reader

  oldsaw wrote: My idea of hummers has nothing to do with vehicles or stripes.

  He'll be here all night, folks.

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  Dec. 4, 2011 4:24 p.m. Woody SuperDork

  I look forward to the next four pages of this thread.

  

  Yuuup!

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  Dec. 4, 2011 4:32 p.m. thunderzy New Reader

  But it gave that h3 a touch of cool though.

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  Dec. 4, 2011 4:37 p.m. Taiden Dork

  What's the story behind Martini Racing?

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  Dec. 4, 2011 5:00 p.m. novaderrik Dork

  someone put some vinyl stickers and fugly wheels on their glorified Trailblazer..

  what's the outrage all about again?

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  Dec. 4, 2011 5:05 p.m. irish44j Dork

  I disagree..... The H3 is hideously ugly in the first place, and made even uglier by those wheels and non-offroad tires.

  The Martini paint job, however, actually improves it. It's still ugly as hell and a stupid vehicle, but slightly cooler than it would be otherwise...

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  Dec. 4, 2011 5:06 p.m. irish44j Dork

  Taiden wrote: What's the story behind Martini Racing?

  Martini & Rossi (the alcohol-makers) used to sponsor alot of motorsports teams. Probably none more famous than the rally Lancia Deltas...

  
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  Dec. 4, 2011 5:14 p.m. John Brown SuperDork

  I like it.

  I have the feeling our government is banking on the popularity of American Cheese.

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  Dec. 4, 2011 5:20 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork

  Really, that Lancia looks equally as ridiculous as the Hummer... I'd have gone with the awesome RSR as an example, personally.

  

  Lord of drivel and harbinger of Floundering

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  Dec. 4, 2011 5:28 p.m. jrw1621 SuperDork

  What does the H3 say in the black instead of the word Martini?
  Hummer and a Martini sound like a good combination.

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  Dec. 4, 2011 5:40 p.m. Maroon92 SuperDork

  irish44j wrote:

  Taiden wrote: What's the story behind Martini Racing?

  Martini & Rossi (the alcohol-makers) used to sponsor alot of motorsports teams. Probably none more famous than the rally Lancia Deltas...

  

  Moby Dick begs to differ...

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  Dec. 4, 2011 5:46 p.m. irish44j Dork

  red X begs to fail....

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  Dec. 4, 2011 5:48 p.m. integraguy SuperDork

  Does the driver/owner of an H3 (versus, say, an H1 or H2) really know what the "deal" is with martini and Rossi? I mean, my conception of an H3 owner is a "kid" under the age of 30.

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  Dec. 4, 2011 5:55 p.m. rob_lewis Dork

  He would be redeemed if he owns the Lancia or Porsche and uses the Hummer to tow with.....

  But I doubt he does.

  -Rob

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  Dec. 4, 2011 7:00 p.m. wbjones SuperDork

  several different Martini and Rossi cars

  

  understeer: when you hit the wall with the front end,,, oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back end.... horsepower: how hard you hit that wall.... torque: how far you drag that wall

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  Dec. 4, 2011 7:10 p.m. irish44j Dork

  I'm kinda tempted to find a Martini vinyl set for the e30 rallycrosser :)

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  Dec. 4, 2011 8:18 p.m. fast_eddie_72 SuperDork

  Oh, so could have done without seeing that. Yuck.

  Every other pic in this thread, however, is awesome.

  How 'bout some vintage hotlink from a video game for extra goodness?

  
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  Dec. 4, 2011 8:20 p.m. mike Reader

  wbjones wrote:

  BOIIIIIIIIING!!!

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  Dec. 4, 2011 8:40 p.m. alex SuperDork

  Allow me, Keith.
  

  

  The only two things in life that make it worth livin' are guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women.

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  Dec. 4, 2011 9:41 p.m. a401cj Reader

  i dunno...could be cool if it were towing a neat race car in MR livery. Shows the Hummer owner's head is in the game at least. I think you gays are a bit too harsh

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