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  Oct. 17, 2009 12:41 a.m. Spinout007 Reader

  My wife and I were discussing building up our latest challenge project to do some open track days, and the subject of hans device's came up. Anyone have any experience on how comfortable these are on more well endowed ladies? She kinda cringed at the thought of em, and I really don't want to take the risks of her not having a neck restraint on track.
  

  Any input or suggestions?

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  Oct. 17, 2009 1:12 a.m. fiat22turbo SuperDork

  I doubt they are any more or less comfortable than the shoulder belts that go along with them.

  A Hutchens or D-cell restraint would probably work better than a traditional Hans device.

  Of course if you provided pictures we could be more exact with our advise

  "I can pretty much guarantee that when you were in both lanes sideways you didn't have your turn signal on." - engineerd

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  Oct. 17, 2009 7:10 a.m. André Rousseau HalfDork

  Might want to check out a Defender.

  1968 Triumph GT6 Mk1

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  Oct. 17, 2009 8:52 a.m. Spinout007 Reader

  fiat22turbo wrote: Of course if you provided pictures we could be more exact with our advise

  Those pictures are kept for personal use only, thank you very much.

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  Oct. 17, 2009 9:30 a.m. joey48442 SuperDork

  Spinout007 wrote: My wife and I were discussing building up our latest challenge project to do some open track days, and the subject of hans device's came up. Anyone have any experience on how comfortable these are on more well endowed ladies? She kinda cringed at the thought of em, and I really don't want to take the risks of her not having a neck restraint on track. Any input or suggestions?

  Awesome way of telling us your wife is well endowed without actually making a post about how your wife is well endowed... ;) Joey

  Joey "all you are to me is talking ballast" Blatchford

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  Oct. 17, 2009 4:27 p.m. Spinout007 Reader

  oh man my wife just saw this thread......now I've gotta explain why I'm talking to random guys on the internet about her "boobs"

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  Oct. 18, 2009 5:39 a.m. Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director

  Yep, those were pictures of boobs. Yep, I deleted them.

  I would suggest that your wife try several head and neck restraint systems on---They really press more against the collarbone and top of the pectoral muscle.

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  Oct. 18, 2009 9:47 a.m. TJ HalfDork

  Where are all the photoshopers when I need them?

  Why are these called signatures when they are not in cursive?

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  Oct. 18, 2009 10:37 a.m. JoeyM Reader

  Per Schroeder wrote: Yep, those were pictures of boobs. Yep, I deleted them.

  
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  Oct. 18, 2009 11:20 a.m. Spinout007 Reader

  Per I was trying to keep it clean. At least pg clean.

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  Oct. 18, 2009 11:25 a.m. splitime Reader

  I'd recommend looking into an Issacs device.

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  Oct. 18, 2009 12:10 p.m. jhaas New Reader

  I feel privileged to have seen them before deletion...

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  Oct. 18, 2009 12:19 p.m. njansenv Reader

  Thanks Per. I continue to enjoy what is a remarkably family friendly site. (and magazine...)

  Nathan

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  Oct. 18, 2009 12:57 p.m. ansonivan Reader

  Family friendly? What could be more family friendly than boobs? Where would the human race be without boobs?

  Boobs?

  
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  Oct. 18, 2009 1:39 p.m. lokigti New Reader

  I feel some what ripped off, not having seen the pictures before deletion... Damn... ;)

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  Oct. 18, 2009 1:48 p.m. ignorant SuperDork

  ansonivan wrote: Family friendly? What could be more family friendly than boobs? Where would the human race be without boobs? Boobs?

  seriously.. my 6 month old loves boobs. For food.

  walterj said "I would have everything from the knee down replaced with peg if I were in your shoes."

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  Oct. 18, 2009 1:49 p.m. grafmiata Dork

  lokigti wrote: I feel some what ripped off, not having seen the pictures before deletion... Damn... ;)

  Let's just say that they were real, and they were spectacular!!! Not sure on the "real" part, though.

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  Oct. 18, 2009 2:34 p.m. JoeyM Reader

  lokigti wrote: I feel some what ripped off, not having seen the pictures before deletion... Damn... ;)

  You've probably seen the picture before: a tiny white kitten dwarfed by the mammaries he's sitting between inside of the young lady's form fitting red shirt. If you missed out, google images is your friend.

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  Oct. 18, 2009 3:00 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker Dork

  njansenv wrote: Thanks Per. I continue to enjoy what is a remarkably family friendly site. (and magazine...) Nathan

  My family exists mainly due to sex.
  

  I never did understand how boobies equal "bad" but 11 350lb men in tights smashing each other over a ball that isn't even round equals family entertainment.

  walterj, playing with the 'preferred username' feature

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  Oct. 18, 2009 3:10 p.m. oldsaw HalfDork

  Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: My family exists mainly due to sex. I never did understand how boobies equal "bad" but 11 350lb men in tights smashing each other over a ball that isn't even round equals family entertainment.

  Not to mention how many times they slap each other on the butt.

  And what do you mean by "mainly"?

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  Oct. 18, 2009 9:08 p.m. Woody SuperDork

  That's the last time I go away for the weekend and leave the computer home.

  Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

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  Oct. 18, 2009 10:20 p.m. njansenv Reader

  Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

  njansenv wrote: Thanks Per. I continue to enjoy what is a remarkably family friendly site. (and magazine...) Nathan

  My family exists mainly due to sex.
  

  I never did understand how boobies equal "bad" but 11 350lb men in tights smashing each other over a ball that isn't even round equals family entertainment.

  :) I hear you, and I didn't want to get into it here...but there's a time and place IMHO.
  Again, IMHO, the GRM forum ain't it.

  Nathan

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  Oct. 18, 2009 11:20 p.m. friedgreencorrado Dork

  Spinout007 wrote: oh man my wife just saw this thread......now I've gotta explain why I'm talking to random guys on the internet about her "boobs"

  Tell her a bad HANS installation will cause more discomfort than a cheap Chinese-made Wal-Mart bra.

  If that doesn't work, then she grew up a spoiled rich girl, and I got nothing to help ya...

  How can it be a midlife crisis, when I've driven sportscars my entire life?

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  Oct. 19, 2009 3:14 a.m. Spinout007 Reader

  friedgreencorrado wrote:

  Spinout007 wrote: oh man my wife just saw this thread......now I've gotta explain why I'm talking to random guys on the internet about her "boobs"

  Tell her a bad HANS installation will cause more discomfort than a cheap Chinese-made Wal-Mart bra.

  If that doesn't work, then she grew up a spoiled rich girl, and I got nothing to help ya...

  More discomfort? I don't think that's what I want to tell her. LOL But I think I got the point. "Spoiled rich girl?" nah that's not her, she's too much of a work-a-holic.

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  Oct. 19, 2009 11:56 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker Dork

  oldsaw wrote: And what do you mean by "mainly"?

  Some members were acquired, others were created.

  walterj, playing with the 'preferred username' feature

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